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100mg caffeine from green tea + 200mg L-theanine — the 2:1 ratio clinically shown to give you energy without the jitters or the crash. Plus electrolytes, because coffee dehydrates you and this doesn't.
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Not another energy drink. Not another coffee replacement. Something better.
Every single thing in Hydrant Energy. 12 ingredients. That's it.
That's it. 12 ingredients. Compare that to the 25+ in a can of Red Bull or the synthetic caffeine in a 5-Hour Energy.
| Hydrant Energy | Coffee (16oz) | Red Bull (12oz) | Celsius | 5-Hour Energy | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Caffeine | 100mg green tea | 190mg+ | 114mg synthetic | 200mg | 200mg |
| L-Theanine | ✓ 200mg | ✗ None | ✗ None | ✗ None | ✗ None |
| Jitters/Crash | ✓ None (2:1 ratio) | Common | Common | Common | Common |
| Hydration | ✓ Electrolytes | ✗ Dehydrating | ✗ None | ✗ None | ✗ None |
| Sugar | 4g real cane | 0g (black) | 37g ✗ | 0g (sucralose ✗) | 0g (sucralose ✗) |
| Artificial Sweeteners | ✓ None | N/A | ✗ | Sucralose ✗ | Sucralose ✗ |
| Calories | 25 | 5 | 160 | 10 | 4 |
| Price | $1.20/serving (sub) | $5+ (café) | $3+ | $2+ | $3+ |
Worth noting: Every other caffeine source gives you energy AND side effects. Coffee dehydrates you. Red Bull has 37g of sugar. Celsius and 5-Hour Energy use synthetic caffeine and sucralose — and none of them include L-theanine to prevent the crash. Hydrant Energy is 100mg green tea caffeine + 200mg L-theanine + electrolytes. Energy without the jitters. Hydration without the hassle.
100mg green tea caffeine + 200mg L-theanine + electrolytes. The science is simple — the results are not.
I picked up every hydration product at Whole Foods, flipped them over, and read the labels. Stevia. Sucralose. "Natural flavors." Maltodextrin. Silicon dioxide. Synthetic dyes. Every single one.
As a biology student at Oxford, I knew the science only needed a few ingredients — the World Health Organization proved this 50 years ago. So why did every product have 15+? The answer was cost.
So I built Hydrant with one rule: every ingredient has to be real, pronounceable, and something I'd want in my own body.
Less than 0.5% of customers return the product.
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